BC's Somewhat Daily Philosophies

[September 6th, 2012]
"Don't be dumb." Why can't more people live by my English teacher's simple words?

[September 10th, 2012]
WHY IS THE ALPHABET SO EASY TO LEARN D,:

BC? Don't you mean PB?

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I may be PB for now, but BC is what you will refer to me as.

[September 12th, 2012]
Practice what you preach.

More like gay am I right!!!!

classy bitch wrote:More like gay am I right!!!!

totes mcgoats

When you find yourself outside in the early hours of morning, perhaps on your way home from a night out, and happen to see horseboy watching you, DO NOT acknowledge his presence in any way, or make any sudden changes to your behaviour. This is the only chance you will have of surviving.
Walking faster, turning your head sharply or simply changing direction will be the last things you ever do. Continue doing exactly as you were, acting like he isn’t even there, and if you are lucky, he will simply observe you. Any movements made that are considered a reaction to horseboy’s presence will end in a certain death. Cameras have been found at different locations around the city, with the last photo ever taken, of horseboy. This can’t be a coincidence.
If you are one of the few people to survive the first encounter, by strictly following this advice, then you know all too well what happens next.

Sitting down on your couch at night to watch television; he will appear at your window. He may have been there hours before you realised, but now that you have noticed you MUST NOT react. Ignoring him completely is the only thing that will keep you alive. Getting up to close the curtain, leaving the room, calling the police, these are all considered a reaction. You must keep on doing EXACTLY as you were. And just maybe… he won’t hurt you.

Granted some nights you will be sleeping and he will appear bedside, next to your pillow. You will wake up sensing someone there, to see him right beside you… watching. The only way you will survive this, is by at the very least pretending to go back to sleep. DO NOT REACT.

You may not have noticed, but this photo was taken from Google Earth. He is well aware of this. It is extremely important that right now you do not make any sudden movements, and in a few moments you should slowly and carefully change from this webpage as if nothing ever happened.

cocidiuz wrote:When you find yourself outside in the early hours of morning, perhaps on your way home from a night out, and happen to see horseboy watching you, DO NOT acknowledge his presence in any way, or make any sudden changes to your behaviour. This is the only chance you will have of surviving.
Walking faster, turning your head sharply or simply changing direction will be the last things you ever do. Continue doing exactly as you were, acting like he isn’t even there, and if you are lucky, he will simply observe you. Any movements made that are considered a reaction to horseboy’s presence will end in a certain death. Cameras have been found at different locations around the city, with the last photo ever taken, of horseboy. This can’t be a coincidence.
If you are one of the few people to survive the first encounter, by strictly following this advice, then you know all too well what happens next.

Sitting down on your couch at night to watch television; he will appear at your window. He may have been there hours before you realised, but now that you have noticed you MUST NOT react. Ignoring him completely is the only thing that will keep you alive. Getting up to close the curtain, leaving the room, calling the police, these are all considered a reaction. You must keep on doing EXACTLY as you were. And just maybe… he won’t hurt you.

Granted some nights you will be sleeping and he will appear bedside, next to your pillow. You will wake up sensing someone there, to see him right beside you… watching. The only way you will survive this, is by at the very least pretending to go back to sleep. DO NOT REACT.

You may not have noticed, but this photo was taken from Google Earth. He is well aware of this. It is extremely important that right now you do not make any sudden movements, and in a few moments you should slowly and carefully change from this webpage as if nothing ever happened.

fuck that

This is where I write what's on my mind that the world could benefit from. Not what to do if you see some stalker kid.

"don't stick a bloody hand with dog hair on it inside another human." A doctor told me that

Cool Story.

[September 16th, 2012]
When you're watching porn, don't talk about it, especially if there are two other dudes in the room.

Drawing nudity: artist
Watching nudity: pervert

[October 19th, 2012]
Should it still qualify as "food" when you can still eat it a year past the "use by" date without noticing?

i said
"killing yourself is like wearing spandex. once you're in it, you can't get out. It's a commitment.