Pirates of GAY Isle

> I SAID DICKWHIP
WHIP
> MY BAAAAAATTTTTTT

>I give him the bat back, and instead take the whip that he has apparently?
>Head out of the rape room that I have been forsaken to all these years. Have the other guy follow me.

@BC Sorry. You leave the room with PF.

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@PF You leave together.

P.S. You're both naked

> Take Peg Leg's clothes until I find something better.

@BC You are now clothed and disguised as other shipmates. Though, some will see through your disguise...

.. and not just because a naked guy is walking around with you.

> Go right

@BC You go to the room on your right. Upon entering the room, you quickly realize it's a branching hallway. There are no longer rooms, though. The room consists of only different sections. The section you happen to be in is a dining room. There are three shipmates in front of you. All of them seem suspicious. How will you proceed?

> Being Peg Leg's former partner, I know all of his mannerisms and can mock him perfectly.
> "AYE LUDS HAW YE BEE DOIN?"

@BC You try to act like Peg Leg Joe, but the other shipmates aren't buying it.
"Who the hell arya? Ain't seen the likes of you round here." one of the shipmates says.

> Crap, forgot the peg Lleg.
> "Whut, the leg? Oh, I just be trying this fancy new dohickey. Th' boys call it a prosthetic leg. It nice awright."
> Drop kick one of them in a painful place with the foot that's SUPPOSED to be a peg leg and run.

@BC You drop kick one of the shipmates (now unconscious) and book it.
Where will you go now?

> Search for objects with which to improve my disguise and look more like Joe.

@BC You bend over and start looking for objects (poor choice). While you do this, one of the shipmates unsheathes is sword and thrusts it towards your rear.

> Sweep.
> Continue through the room so I can get a map of this place.

You sweep the assailant and run past the other. There are multiple routes.



Which will you take?

> Go to the closet and search for anything that might help make me look more like Joe

@BC
You run into the closet and find a pillow, two sticks, and an eye patch. The other two shipmates close in on your position.

> Apply disguise

@BC
You stuff your shirt with a pillow, put stick on your feet, and put the eye patch on.
"Woah Peg Leg! We didn't notice ya thar for a sec. Yur lookin a bit gayer than usual. An trust me, I know a thing or two bout bein gay."
The shipmates walk away, like the dumb asses they are.

> Search dining section for food, for I am anorexic.

@BC
You leave this section of the ship and head to the galley. Upon entering the room, you see a "U" shaped counter full of different breads and colored fruits, all of them organized in an appetizing way (you gotta admit, homosexuals are pretty good at makin things look nice). There are three muscular chefs, none of them wearing shirts, exposing their amazing abdominal muscles and pectorals. One of them seems uneasy upon looking at you.
WHAT DO!?

> Attempt to passively instill as much fear as I can into this uneasy bloke
> Continue search for food.

@BC
As you take a step forward, the uneasy one stumbles over pots and pans and scurries back into a corner. The other two turn around and notice you. They get scared and cuddle in the same corner as the uneasy one. You walk past them and find bread, apples, oranges... I could go on for hours about the different assorted foods. Just think of what food you want and you'll have it.

STEAK
HAMBURGERS
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTT
(And if you interpret "meat" as cocks I'll stab you.)

@BC
You look around for meat but find none.
You look at one of the cowering chefs and ask, "Ahoy there matey, where can a big fella like me get his hands on some meaty grub."
He looks back at you and responds, "There is none Joe. We - We'll have some soon though, when you and the rest of the guild are finished with the 'new one.'"

You believe him to be referring to you as "the new one". You also wonder what the significance is between you and the lack of meat.