Tomb of Mystery

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@OQ
You notice there's a carpet on the floor. It's made of wool and also kinda raggedy, but it seems thick enough pad your hand.

>Knock on door

> Grab candle and use it to burn leg wound. Pour some hot wax on that shit.

pad hand then open low fat can of whoop ass on the door

>Grab the cloth

@SM
You knock on the door. It gives a low ring, like a gong. As it rings, you can swear you hear a couple voices, but as the ring dies out, so do the voices.

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@Jess
You hobble over to the candle, tripping a few times in the process. You grab it and hold it over your bloody stump. The hot wax burns like nothing else, but after a while when it cools and hardens, it makes a nice semi-smooth shell.

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@CC
You reconstruct your chain fist with the carpet. You wind up and give the door your best right hook. The door dents, but the chain is extremely damaged. You can probably get one more good punch out of it.

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@SB
You acquire the cloth

get one more good punch

>Use key conviently placed in my pocket and give it a good unlocking.

@CC
You give it one more good punch. You manage to punch a small hole in the door, just big enough to stick three fingers through. The room beyond appears to be a hallway. It's not much different from the room you're in, being that they're both made of stone. You can now hear two voices, but they're speaking short, grunt-like words from a language you've never heard of, let alone understand. Along with the voices, you can hear the muffled sounds of some screaming and hissing and a gong-like sound similar to the one your door made.

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@PF
You don't have pockets!

>Use key that I had in arsehole.

@PF
You pull the key out of your anus. What a relief, that thing was up there for ages! There's only one problem though.
There's no keyhole on the door.

> MY FREAKING SHACKLESSSS

@PF
The key is too small. You knew you should've gone with the bigger one.

>It wouldn't fit, I got a tight booty hole. Anyway, use key to saw a way through my shackles.

@PF
You start sawing away at the key. It takes you a solid five hours, but eventually it's weak enough to snap it apart.
Now onto the other side.
Another five hours later, the shackle is off.

>FUCK YEA IT IS. Now, tackle the door with all force.

@PF
You run at the door as hard as you can. You crash into it and topple over. The only thing you did was make it ring like a gong and make your shoulder hurt like bawlz.

>My bawlz hurt like bawlz. Search room for some secret lever or some shit.

dragon kick the door down

@CC
You dragon kick the door. Your flaming foot dents the door a little more, but beyond that and scratching up your foot/leg, it does nothing. It may seem thin, but this door is somehow more solid than a three foot thick block of titanium in front of a two foot thick block of steel in front of a one foot thick block of pure diamonds in front of a 450lb woman with her legs imbedded in concrete.

start digging under the door

@CC
The floor is stone, remember?

well then die because I can't do anything

>knock again
>"I want food"