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Re: Triple Tomato Threat
by cocidiuz Tue Sep 18, 2012 4:31 pm
Fine. Betty gives Boyardee the finger and walks the streets of Soup City. She comes across "The Wet Noodle," a local strip bar. She enters the bar and is greeted by a large burly man. "Well howdee, ma'am. Can I buy you a drink?"
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Re: Triple Tomato Threat
by spessman Tue Sep 18, 2012 5:16 pm
"I'm in for spaghetti pasting some guy in the teeth. How 'bout you?"
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Re: Triple Tomato Threat
by cocidiuz Wed Sep 19, 2012 9:16 am
spess: The man nods. "I raped my wife." A police officer goes up to your cell and says "Your court hearing is in 30 minutes. Let's go." He opened the door and put come cuffs on you.
optic: "You can buy me anything." The man grabs your hand and takes you up to the bar. "Get this fine lady a Bahama Mama." The bartender spends about 3 minutes looking for the ingredients to this drink. He finally finds all of them and tops off the drink with a red and pink umbrella.
optic: "You can buy me anything." The man grabs your hand and takes you up to the bar. "Get this fine lady a Bahama Mama." The bartender spends about 3 minutes looking for the ingredients to this drink. He finally finds all of them and tops off the drink with a red and pink umbrella.
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Re: Triple Tomato Threat
by battlefieldCommander Wed Sep 19, 2012 9:28 am
>Drive Speghetticycle through the courthouse.
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Re: Triple Tomato Threat
by cocidiuz Wed Sep 19, 2012 9:43 am
You put the key in the ignition and drive off. As the court house comes in sight, you put the pedal to the metal and floor it. You go right through the wall. After some whiplash, and back out, and see Hamburger on the floor, screaming in pain. Some police on the other side of the building are running towards you.
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Re: Triple Tomato Threat
by battlefieldCommander Wed Sep 19, 2012 9:47 am
Grab Hamburger and go go go gogogo gogogoogoggo
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Re: Triple Tomato Threat
by cocidiuz Wed Sep 19, 2012 7:10 pm
You jump out of the Spaghetti Cycle and make your way towards Hamburger. You grab him by the thumb and throw him in the passenger seats. 3 police guards are advancing towards you. wet du u du
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Re: Triple Tomato Threat
by cocidiuz Wed Sep 19, 2012 7:12 pm
You're like, almost dead, bro. Gotta wait for Boyardee to make a heroic action.
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Re: Triple Tomato Threat
by cocidiuz Wed Sep 19, 2012 8:19 pm
You lower you hand and suddenly you grab the man's dick. You can feel him getting hard. He says, "Why don't we take this to my place..."
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Re: Triple Tomato Threat
by battlefieldCommander Wed Sep 19, 2012 10:12 pm
GOGOGOGOOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGO
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Re: Triple Tomato Threat
by cocidiuz Thu Sep 20, 2012 9:03 am
optic:
The man takes your hand and takes you to his car. On his way out he puts a 20 dollar bill on the table, even though he only bought one Bahama Mama. He opens the passenger seat door and you get in. You drive about a mile up-city until you get to his apartment. You both go into the elevator. As soon as the door closes, he gropes your massively large tits. wat do
bc:
You jump into the Spaghetti-Cycle and drive off. The police are hot on your tail but you drop a trail of marinara poison so they can't pursue you. You arrive at your apartment and with Hamburger in hands, rush up the stairs. As soon as you arrive, you lay him on his bed. wettya du
The man takes your hand and takes you to his car. On his way out he puts a 20 dollar bill on the table, even though he only bought one Bahama Mama. He opens the passenger seat door and you get in. You drive about a mile up-city until you get to his apartment. You both go into the elevator. As soon as the door closes, he gropes your massively large tits. wat do
bc:
You jump into the Spaghetti-Cycle and drive off. The police are hot on your tail but you drop a trail of marinara poison so they can't pursue you. You arrive at your apartment and with Hamburger in hands, rush up the stairs. As soon as you arrive, you lay him on his bed. wettya du
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Re: Triple Tomato Threat
by spessman Thu Sep 20, 2012 4:19 pm
battlefieldCommander wrote:GOGOGOGOOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGO
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Re: Triple Tomato Threat
by battlefieldCommander Thu Sep 20, 2012 4:20 pm
Tend to his wounds using any materials available in the Marinara Station.
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Re: Triple Tomato Threat
by cocidiuz Thu Sep 20, 2012 4:24 pm
bc:
You open up the Marinara Station and look everywhere you can for a first aid kit. You look behind the costumes and find the "Need a Hand" first aid kit for Hamburger.
You open up the Marinara Station and look everywhere you can for a first aid kit. You look behind the costumes and find the "Need a Hand" first aid kit for Hamburger.
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Re: Triple Tomato Threat
by battlefieldCommander Thu Sep 20, 2012 8:08 pm
Apply medicine and treatments to Hamburger's corresponding wounds.
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Re: Triple Tomato Threat
by spessman Thu Sep 20, 2012 10:26 pm
Jacob what the hell are you doingopticQuack wrote:Start dry humping him
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Re: Triple Tomato Threat
by cocidiuz Fri Sep 21, 2012 10:10 am
oq: You push him on the ground and mount him. You start grinding against his erect penis, when the elevator door opens, and 2 elderly women are watching you.
bc:
You open up the first aid kit and organize all of the tools. You put alcohol over his wounds and start to stitch together his cuts.
bc:
You open up the first aid kit and organize all of the tools. You put alcohol over his wounds and start to stitch together his cuts.
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