Pirates of GAY Isle

You are a pirate of the Gay Isle. You are below deck in the back room working as a sex slave. The captain forgot to lock the door when he tore your rear apart.

What is your first move?

> Grab dildo bat
> Escape

Am I male or female?

xxBangarangxx wrote:Am I male or female?

You are a male. What would you like your name to be?

Ziggy Stardust

@BC You look for a dildo bat in the room, but find only a whip. You hear a faint clicking noise in the distance.

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@ZS What will you do now?

> Find the biggest dildo in the room
> Tape/tie it to the whip
> goodenough.png
> Investigate clicking.

@BC You pick up the biggest dildo in the room and use a thick rope to tie it to the whip. You are about to open the door to investigate the clicking coming from the other side when you realize the clicking is getting louder. You stop to think for a second and realize that the clicking sounds familiar. Too familiar.

Open the door?

> Kick door down
> Swing whip as wildly as I can
> Investigate afterwards

@BC
You kick the door down and begin to swing the dildo/whip around vigorously. You then come to realize what the clicking was. It was Peg Leg Joe, one of your partners.
"What the fuck'r ya doin?" Joe asked. "How'd ye get outta yer bondage? No matter. Nothin a little thrustin won't fix."
Peg Leg Joe approaches you with all his might.

WHAT DO!?

> Wrap dildowhip around his dick Indiana Jones style and threaten to rip it off if he doesn't back off.
> "I'm sick o' this shit, Joe! I be a straight man fer the luvva pete and I been takin ass poundin's by 'ar damn pansexual cap'n for a year now! I be done I tell ye!"

@BC
You threaten Peg Leg Joe with the dismemberment of his dick.
"Okay, okay! I'll let ye go! Just don't yank off meh wanker!"
What will you do now?

> Continue escaping.

battlefieldCommander wrote:> Continue escaping.

@BC You try to escape, but the second you let go of Peg Leg Joe, he turns around and straight up DECKS YOU IN THE FACE!
"I gotcha now ye scurvy dog! IMMA WRECK YOU!"

WHAT DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!?

> Whip him till he passes out from either pain or sexual exhaustion.

@BC
While beating Peg Leg Joe, he gets up and stares you in the eyes.
"Tis time to whip out the BIG STICK!"
He pulls his trousers down to his knees, revealing a giant stick in place of his dick...
By the way, you were fucked by a stick.
He thrusts towards you.

> RUN.
> RUN.
> RUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUN (and so on so forth).

battlefieldCommander wrote:> RUN.
> RUN.
> RUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUN (and so on so forth).

@BC
You run away as fast as your legs will carry you. This getaway is quite easy because Joe only has peg legs. As you run, you realize there are 3 different ways to go.



Where will you run to?

> Go left, because right is wrong.

@BC
You go to the left. As you enter the room, you see supplies for different things everywhere. I'd rather not list the things you see, but let's just say some very dirty men used these things to... uh... "damage"... you and the other slaves. Not only is this a supply closet; it is full of the remains of dead slaves. You gasp in horror at what could have been you.
You hear Peg Leg Joe closing in on your position.

> Acquire Dickbat
> Attack Peg Leg Joe with renewed energy

If there isn't a dickbat, find the most mentally scarring thing to use as a weapon and use it against Joe.

@BC
As Joe turns around the corner into the room, you lunge at him with all your might, swinging a giant dick bat around. He falls to the ground, unconscious.

>Appear out of a closet and help BC beat up Peg Leg Joe.
>"Oh by the way my name is Apphole."

>Give PF dickwhip

@PF You jump out the closet, grasping for air. Turns out that not everyone who gets raped dies and rots in this room. You see another slave and spring forward to help. Luckily he hands you a dickbat and you start to beat the shit out of Peg Leg Joe.

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@BC You hand him the bat