Pirates of GAY Isle

> Tell him we're already done with the new one and we threw him overboard, so he should get some damn hamburgers in this shit before I start throwing poop at him.

@BC
You tell the men that you finished the new one and threw him overboard.
Perplexed, one of the chefs look at you and says, "Well, if you threw the guy overboard, what're are we going to use for the hamburger meat?"
It's at this point you start realizing why the dead corpses of the other victims were in the closet next to the galley.

> React as calmly as possible towards this revelation
> "Bah. Didn't 'ave enough meat on 'im. You lot are gonna need ta find us another one, or a cow or somfin.

@BC
After responding as calmly as possible, one of the chefs replies, "Sir... Are you okay? You seem a bit jumpy. Have you lost some weight?"

> "Just haven't got a lot o' sleep is all. And yeah I lost sum weight, wha's it to ye?"

@BC
The uneasy chef that you scared upon entering the galley seems more suspicious now. He gets up from the corner and approaches you. The other two chefs seem shocked at this. He looks at you and notices a pillow emerging from the inside of your shirt.

> Aw crap.
> Introduce them to my dickbat

@BC
You pull out your dickbat and beat the chef until he passed out. The other two see past your disguise a lunge at you with kitchen knives.
WHAT DO!?

> Throw the pillows as a distraction
> Proceed with assault

@BC
Both men stab the pillow simultaneously. This gives you enough time to lay waste. With all of the men unconscious, how will you proceed?

> Repair and reapply disguise as best as possible
> Look for things to improve disguise, like rope to keep the pillows up and tape to repair stab damage. Or, look for something to replace pillows.
> Eat a damn apple or something, I just need some food.

@BC
You eat whatever food you can find, as long as it's healthy. You try to improve the disguise, but it's no use. You'll either need to be really sneaky or find another, better disguise.

> Return to the closet to search for materials to repair/improve disguise.
> Afterwards (or if there's nothing in the closet), creep carefully into the medical center to avoid detection and survey the area.

>Tear off curtains, wear as toga. To complete disguise smash banana and place over my head like hair. Also eyepatch.

@BC
You go to the closet to gather supplies to make a disguise. You see a lot of generic, buccaneer attire.

@PF
You now have a curtain toga, smashed bananan peel, and an eye patch. You see BC run into the closet with you.

> Disguise self as generic buccaneer
> Survey Medical Center carefully

@BC
Disguised as a generic buccaneer, you proceed into the dining section (to get the medical center) you see the two shipmates that attacked you before. They are both trying to wake the unconscious shipmate you knocked out. How will you proceed?

> Tilt my head down and grab the brim of my headwear and walk past them carefully, Hitman style.
> Proceed to Medical Center

@BC
You proceed to the medical center, unnoticed, where a doctor is tending to the wounds of a naked Peg Leg Joe.

>Follow BC to Medical Center.
>Sneak behind Medical Specialist and knock him out before he can heal PLJ.

> T_T
> Well there goes my cover
> If PF succeeds, look around for medical supplies that can be used as weapons/medical supplies
> If PF fails, help him.

@PF
You attempt to make it to the medical center, but you are caught by two shipmates who seemed to be tending to the wounds of another shipmate. They both unsheathe their swords, ready to attack you

@BC
While looking for weapons and medical supplies, you hear PF getting attacked by the two shipmates you had recently encountered. How wil you proceed?

> Walk out of the room calmly so as to avoid suspicion.
> Help PF beat up these guys for, what, like, the third time today?

@BC
You calmly approach the two shipmates. While one is trying to kill PF, you tap the shoulder of the other one. He turns around and you punch him in the face, knocking him out cold. He drops a sword and bandages. You see PF being chased off in the distance. Help him or let him be the perfect distraction?

> Expertly toss the sword at PF's pursuer.
> Take bandages.