Heroes of hype power level: infinitum calamity

Are you a man or a pussy?
You are one of few that have the ability to channel hype into sweet shit and stuff. Your team of elite hype fighters shall destroy all anti hype and save reality!
Infinitly many hype powers: choose your own
Weapon style: fight with whatever you choose
Strength: you know what this means
Speed: this too
Charisma: dat sweet silvah tongue
Dexterity: fancy foot and hand work.
Names are important too.
You have 3 hype points to allocate into whatever
THE HYPE IS IN MY BlOOOODDDAAWWW

Weapon Style: Butt Baiting
Strength: pretty strong i gess
Speed: Super Sanic
Charisma: ladies on my DICK
Dexterity: do you even lift?
Name: Alabama Hotpocket

So Strength: 6
Speed:7
And everything else is five( forgot to mention the default start is five in all skills just cuz)
You are bein all classy In your space ship named the S.S Bazinga. The rest of the crew are asleep(not playing). What do? You haven't chosen a hype power yet

Hype Powers: Undiscovered
Weapon Style: Dual Energy Katanas
Strength: 7
Speed: 5
Charisma: 6
Dexterity: 5
Anything else i forgot: 5
Name: Forrest Grump

You're an elite hype fighter yet you don't know what your hype power is......whatever.
You've awakened from your sleep and had the most bitchenest dream. It sounds like some else is up. Do whatever

Name: Jeremy Dicksmanworth
Hype Power: Too Hype for EVO
Weapon Style: Special Powers (Wizardry)
Strength: 5
Speed: 5
Charisma: 7
Dexterity: 6

You all took the hype power out of context. Your hype power is magic of whatever kind and your weapon is a staff. On the S.S Bazinga and you wake up and eat with your crew. Do stuff

>Pretend I have amnesia and find out what we're doing on a space ship in space.

You go on a ballistic rampage yelling "This ain't my beautiful wife!" same as it ever was.

>Drop the amnesia bit, just ask around anyways.

You ask what you're gonna do today and hype Tron 10 trillion (ships personally hype-bot) says that we have a bounty for a bunch of no running water having spicks on the nearby planet. Everyone shoul get prepared for some racist beatdowns

>Get prepared for racist beatdowns, go warn crewmates.

"YO FAGGITS, YALL BETTAH GET HYPED

>Search for source of racist beatdowns and proceed to beat down racistly.

You land in the space boonies. This place is dangerous one. Look around for some spicks

>Search for spicks and find out what they are

Name: Jessie "The Aussie Cowboy Spick Destroyer"
Weapon: Revolver (named "CuntDestroyer")
Strength: 6 (gotta have them spick killing arms)
Speed: 7 (spicks are fast)
Charisma:8 (spick penises on your belt are very charming)
Dexterity:4 (only need one hit to kill a spick)
Luck: 1 (who needs luck when you're a cowboy spick killer?)
Hype Power: "Spick Cleansing" Used only when overpowered by spicks, it kills all spicks within a fifty mile radius in a glory filled hellfire. Hyper power is built up by the amount of spick penises on his belt. (required penises: 10)

>Join Jeremy in the search for Spess Spicks.

>Show Jeremy your Spick Penis collection

(current penis count: 5)

I walk up to the control deck and take control of this bitch.

You can't leave, you have spicks to kill

Youre in a darks space alley and the smell of spicks are everywhere

Who can't leave? Indicate who you're talking to

With the hype power of deduction I managed to put my comment under marcelines so that must mean im replying to marceline

You should still indicate who your replies are directed at to avoid confusion

Nigga there are 3 spicks behind you. Bubblegum will take command of afk characters

Jessie:Equip CuntDestroyer

Jessie:Shoot two spicks in the knee

Jessie:Shoot third spick in the gut