Re: Heroes of hype power level: infinitum calamity

by class cannon Thu Sep 13, 2012 10:10 pm

Spick5: crawls towards Maggie and unties your shoe
Spick4: DANGEROUSLY CLOSE TO WATER

by ShieCatonaka Thu Sep 13, 2012 10:11 pm

Jessie: Use [SpickBloodLust] to attempt to rip off two electrocuted spick's and smashed spick's penises in mid-combat.

by **spessman** Thu Sep 13, 2012 10:12 pm

Maggie: Take off your shoe and shove it down the spick's throat

by **battlefieldCommander** Thu Sep 13, 2012 10:12 pm

Is water like, a weakness? Set spick 4 on fire anyways.

by class cannon Thu Sep 13, 2012 10:14 pm

Maggie: "get fucked faggot" Spick never got to say goodbye
Jessie: you're elite Spick killing instinct makes you utterly obliterate the enemy.

by class cannon Thu Sep 13, 2012 10:15 pm

Sorry bubble, you post the same time I do

by **battlefieldCommander** Thu Sep 13, 2012 10:16 pm

Ah, it's fine. Reap spoils.

by ShieCatonaka Thu Sep 13, 2012 10:26 pm

Jessie: Take remaining penises.

(Current penis count: 12)

by cocidiuz Fri Sep 14, 2012 9:11 am

Set hype power to Opa Gangam Style. Take a shuttle and proceed to Mars.

by class cannon Fri Sep 14, 2012 4:51 pm

Bubble: 10 more dollars
Jessie: penis count is almost fifteen
Tyler: when your hype level reaches "hey, sexy lady" you will be able to do so

by **battlefieldCommander** Fri Sep 14, 2012 4:52 pm

>Continue on our way to the spick motherbrain

by class cannon Fri Sep 14, 2012 5:06 pm

The area is slowly becoming so spicky it's making you all throw up. Everyone is begging for water, stupid spicks. You reach the heart of the city where the Spock mother brain is located. It turns out its George Lopez on top of a monstrous speedy gonzales

by **battlefieldCommander** Fri Sep 14, 2012 5:08 pm

>Charge [Almighty Hype Flame of the Gods]

by class cannon Fri Sep 14, 2012 5:11 pm

Speedy gonzales is just too fast for you to hit

by **battlefieldCommander** Fri Sep 14, 2012 5:20 pm

I'm not firing yet. I'm just charging it.

by class cannon Fri Sep 14, 2012 5:27 pm

I read I wrong, but he's still batshit fast

by **spessman** Fri Sep 14, 2012 5:28 pm

>Wait for teammates to slow speedy down so I can use my Bahama Mama Cherry Cream Surprise ability

by **battlefieldCommander** Fri Sep 14, 2012 5:30 pm

>Use remaining mental focus to cast [Time Slow] on Speedy

by ShieCatonaka Fri Sep 14, 2012 10:41 pm

Jessie:Prepare dicks.

Jessie: "Should have..."

Jessie: "Had some...!"

Jessie: "RUNNING WATER!"

HYPE BREAKER! [SpickCleansing]

by ShieCatonaka Fri Sep 14, 2012 10:43 pm

Jessie: Attempt to survive massive influx of power

by class cannon Fri Sep 14, 2012 10:49 pm

Jessie activates his hype orgasm burst. Speedy Gonzales can't outrun the blast and his skin is completely melted his skin. Everyone takes cover while you release your immeasurable rage. As the smoke clears, George Lopez crawls up to you, sheds a tear, says thank you, then dies. You fall to your knees and faint. *silence*

by cocidiuz Mon Sep 17, 2012 10:06 am

>Deport from Space Station to Earth. Bring a bitch on the shuttle to keep me occupied.

by **battlefieldCommander** Mon Sep 17, 2012 10:10 am

>Release fire on nearest person not in my party
>Pick up Jessie and bring him back to the ship

by class cannon Mon Sep 17, 2012 5:24 pm

Bubble: all spicks are dead because of Jessie. You bring him back to the ship.
Hot pocket: you take a dead Spick woman with you as we return to the ship. Do what you so desire

by **battlefieldCommander** Mon Sep 17, 2012 5:25 pm

I don't care if it's a spick or not. I wanna fire at anything or anyone not in my party. Then head back to back to the ship and determine our next mission.

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