Re: Heroes of hype power level: infinitum calamity

by class cannon Thu Sep 13, 2012 5:38 pm

Jessie: you only have enough dexterity to shoot one spick. You shoot a spick in the gut and he bleeds like a whore

by **battlefieldCommander** Thu Sep 13, 2012 5:39 pm

>[Incinerate] spicks, then [Freeze] them, then hit 'em with a [Lightining Bolt]
(PS: Words I put in brackets are spells I want to use)

by class cannon Thu Sep 13, 2012 5:41 pm

You freeze the insides of there dick causing extreme pain and zap their assholes till they die.

by ShieCatonaka Thu Sep 13, 2012 5:42 pm

Jessie: Castrate all three penises and add to the belt

( current penis count:8 )

by **spessman** Thu Sep 13, 2012 5:56 pm

Name: Maggie Buttiful
Infinitely many hype powers: Bahama Mama Cherry Cream Surprise
Weapon style: Syringes and Tool Boxes
Strength: 5
Speed: 5
Charisma: 8
Dexterity: 5

I love you

by class cannon Thu Sep 13, 2012 6:57 pm

When I said you could choose any power you wanted I was hoping people were gonna say a super power.

by **spessman** Thu Sep 13, 2012 7:00 pm

opticQuack wrote:When I said you could choose any power you wanted I was hoping people were gonna say a super power.

Bahama Mama Cherry Cream Surprise is a super power though.

by class cannon Thu Sep 13, 2012 7:04 pm

Tell me what it does faggot and I might consider

by **battlefieldCommander** Thu Sep 13, 2012 9:34 pm

>Loot spicks

by class cannon Thu Sep 13, 2012 9:38 pm

Spicks have a combined money pile of 5 hype dollars

by **battlefieldCommander** Thu Sep 13, 2012 9:38 pm

>Take money. Continue looking for spicks to kill.

by class cannon Thu Sep 13, 2012 9:53 pm

You must find the source of the spick corruption

by **battlefieldCommander** Thu Sep 13, 2012 9:54 pm

>Find me dat source baybee

by **spessman** Thu Sep 13, 2012 9:57 pm

opticQuack wrote:Tell me what it does faggot and I might consider

When Bahama Mama Cherry Cream Surprise is activated, the honk god descends from the heavens and brings a glass of magical glowing Bahama Mama to Maggie. The Bahama Mama grants berserk mode, which SHOULD strengthen the strength stat for a short amount of time.

by ShieCatonaka Thu Sep 13, 2012 9:57 pm

Jessie: Use Spick Pulse to locate Spick Motherbrain.

by class cannon Thu Sep 13, 2012 9:59 pm

All: follow Jessie to spick mother brain

by **battlefieldCommander** Thu Sep 13, 2012 10:01 pm

>Admire Jessie's penis collection on the way.

by class cannon Thu Sep 13, 2012 10:01 pm

Random encounter dodididdoooo
5 scruffy spicks

by **spessman** Thu Sep 13, 2012 10:02 pm

Maggie: Ask Jessie for a dick

by **battlefieldCommander** Thu Sep 13, 2012 10:02 pm

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by ShieCatonaka Thu Sep 13, 2012 10:03 pm

Jessie: Loan penis to Maggie.

(Current penis count: 7)

Jessie: Strike Scruffy Spick #1 in the face with the hilt of [CuntDestroyer]

by **spessman** Thu Sep 13, 2012 10:06 pm

Current penis count: 1

Maggie: Merge penis with toolbox
Maggie: Merge toolbox with syringe for massive efficiency
Maggie: Get Dickcumsyringecunt Box

Current penis count: 0

by class cannon Thu Sep 13, 2012 10:06 pm

Jessie: the spick is unable to defend himself and falls to your might
Bubblegum: the lightning chains from 2 spicks
Maggie: now you have a dickcumsyringecunt

by **spessman** Thu Sep 13, 2012 10:09 pm

Maggie: Help Jessie with spicks using the Dickcumsyringecunt Box.
Maggie: Collect hair-dye as experience points

by **battlefieldCommander** Thu Sep 13, 2012 10:10 pm

Cover spicks with [Gasoline] then [Incinerate] them.

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